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WOAOWW, NEW YEWJUBE PLAYER!!! by doggie1237
WOAOWW, NEW YEWJUBE PLAYER!!!
K, wow, I was just chilling, watching a playlist of GassyMexican and then, when the video switched over, all of a sudden YouTube looked less, you know, original and more like every other fucking video player I've ever seen!! Wow! I am very cross about this, someone needs to dial in, nao. I'm sure someone will pick up after excessive dialing, JUST DO IT!!! ((I dropped my phone in the toilet like a total, sum of, equates to, fuckboy so, yeah, diel in, plz? And then sign my petition on petitions.orgasm to get my parents divorced from me)

Has YooTube gone too far? i.imgur.com/7apwFzR.png

And I was on Chickensmoothie submitting my FaZe application to the pr0 admins there, what, what. wot m6+2; whoa lejit arithmetick, cunt handle this, whoa, step back, has doggie1237 gone too far?.

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Hey.

Guess what? It's that time of the month. No, not that time. The time where I become desperate. Really desperate. What, you didn't know that was a designated "time"? Good for you.

Guess what again.

I'm asking for points.

Now before you spit in disgust or side-eye me with contempt, or whatever creatures as soulless as me do, I've two things to say. One: I have no soul, as aforementioned, and you have better things to do than to worry about and feel contempt towards me, the soulless ctyoplasm. Go worry about Korea or something. North or South. I'll handle this.


Now that they're gone, two, for the people who actually do have souls, but are still a little skeptical about my ethics, what kind of person I am, whatever I did to deserve or need the points, if I'm likeable enough, la-di-da... I could give you some pitiful sob-story or some spiel about the karma of giving and receiving and all that good stuff but, yeah, no. Because I don't need these points, and, chances are, you'll stub your toe today because of reading this. Sorry. No, the thing is, I don't need them. I want them. I want them like an alcoholic beverage or a cigarette, right now. Really bad. And, at this point, I'm sure you can answer this question, a question that has so much relation to this topic that I just had to cite it here: 

Have you ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You know the answer. Because we all have.


So now you understand me. Where I'm coming from. And what this is about. You may not (want to) sympathize with me on this, sure, but you can understand.

So, now that that's out of the way, anyone who's willing, go ahead and send them.


Yup.

One day, when I'm not having Paypal difficulties and can actually buy the points myself, or when I don't have a Chromeblech(book) and can actually do something to work for the points, I'll both (try to) repay you with hard points and some art for your magnanimity.

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Hey.

Guess what? It's that time of the month. No, not that time. The time where I become desperate. Really desperate. What, you didn't know that was a designated "time"? Good for you.

Guess what again.

I'm asking for points.

Now before you spit in disgust or side-eye me with contempt, or whatever creatures as soulless as me do, I've two things to say. One: I have no soul, as aforementioned, and you have better things to do than to worry about and feel contempt towards me, the soulless ctyoplasm. Go worry about Korea or something. North or South. I'll handle this.


Now that they're gone, two, for the people who actually do have souls, but are still a little skeptical about my ethics, what kind of person I am, whatever I did to deserve or need the points, if I'm likeable enough, la-di-da... I could give you some pitiful sob-story or some spiel about the karma of giving and receiving and all that good stuff but, yeah, no. Because I don't need these points, and, chances are, you'll stub your toe today because of reading this. Sorry. No, the thing is, I don't need them. I want them. I want them like an alcoholic beverage or a cigarette, right now. Really bad. And, at this point, I'm sure you can answer this question, a question that has so much relation to this topic that I just had to cite it here: 

Have you ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You know the answer. Because we all have.


So now you understand me. Where I'm coming from. And what this is about. You may not (want to) sympathize with me on this, sure, but you can understand.

So, now that that's out of the way, anyone who's willing, go ahead and send them.


Yup.

One day, when I'm not having Paypal difficulties and can actually buy the points myself, or when I don't have a Chromeblech(book) and can actually do something to work for the points, I'll both (try to) repay you with hard points and some art for your magnanimity.

:iconwink:

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:iconottolover101:
ottolover101 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Kay? you there? i wanna talk to you again Q^Q
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ottolover101 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hi doggie! i just wanted to say

I am in the worriors fandom! :3
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SplattersomeSyndrome Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I fucking love your tag line ok XD
just felt like saying that yep
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ottolover101 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello Kay

Long time no talk eh?

I misseth you :(

Do you have a skype? :3
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Night-Chimeras-Cry Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
I hate to bother you, but you never paid me for that gachapon...
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doggie1237 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sent.
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Night-Chimeras-Cry Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Thank you so much~!
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doggie1237 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really?! I'll send the points.... :stupidme:
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KaijuKim Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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Aeinari Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
The account :iconapriiiynne:=ApriIIynne was hacked. I am now at :iconaeinari:~Aeinari please continue to watch me there. [link] [link] <----proof
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